Haha 2025?! It’s 2015, i just checked me calendar and … Oh NO

It looks a great deal like a Royal Enfield, but I couldn’t tell you which model. A Bullet, maybe?

They’ll start using the traction control sensors to circumvent this life hack

Any man who must say “I am the king” is no true king

This will go nicely with the Nokia 3310 we sent last year

Hey! I made something similar during his first term:

The way I understand it:

Connectome: Displays the synapses between individual neurons

Projectome: The links between regions of the brain via neurons that synapse across regions (basically a subset of the connectome)

So if the connectome is a map of every road, highway, dirt path in the USA, the projectome is a map of the interstates between major cities.

Please someone tell me if this is way off base.

Maybe he likes having more material in there

4. Resume consumption of your succulent Chinese meal

Is this some fancy way of saying “Please tip your waitress”

I love how on point this comment is from someone who’s not been following the bed shitting lol

Avoid Bambu 3D Printers!

Even if he mistakenly blew a dog tuba there seems to be very little long term damage caused, partly because our news cycle is saturated with equally disturbing behavior from others in positions of power

That’s simultaneously very clever and extremely disturbing

Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants

But then you miss out on guessing whether or not your weapons will fire in the middle of a vicious dogfight

That’s wild, I didn’t even know that was a thing. I wonder if he’d have had better luck buying a US-made piston off the shelf and finding an “oil filter” that fits.

Enough familiarity with his firearm that he can clear FTF/FTE without hesitation, not enough time to familiarize himself with suppressor mechanics and effect on handgun cycling. I wouldn’t be overly surprised if this was a recent form 4 registration.

There are not enough hundred dollar bills in the world to wipe off the stench of being branded a doody-head by the fediverse.

Thank you for your well thought out response to what might otherwise be dismissed as a trolling attempt.

I tried so many trackballs before settling on the Elecom Huge. I really wanted to like the Kensington, but I think it would be infinitely more useful if it had both a thumb scroll and the orbital scroll.

My current setup for reference:

On the whole, absolutely. As a quantifiable metric that presents well to leadership? Sorry, bub.