Hell yeah I can trace part of my fam back to the fucking mayflower!

shits pants

CW: well, you know.

We also sometimes exchange nudes

I proposed to my wife by kidnapping her and putting her in a custom built underground cell for a week depriving her of natural light and only feeding her white rice and Gatorade. Every night I’d blast the theme song to Barney at full volume into the cell.

Finally I came down in a mask with a box and told her she had to see what was inside, and sure enough it was a ring.

She said no, and now im doing five years in prison

Yeah she’s really cool. We share a lot of minion memes.

One out of three people LIKES MEN! I don’t like men, OP doesn’t like men, that means…

You wanna have sex with someone who LIKES MEN? Sounds GAY! Real straight dudes only fuck other straight dudes.

Gonna start calling my f-buddy’s vagina a “Lovecraftian organ of cosmic horror”

She’s goth so I think she’ll be into that.

What jobs?

Trotsky

Vote blue no matter who!

TBF, there are a lot of weird additives that have gluten in them that end up in foods you wouldn’t expect.

Should have changed it to “cuck pond”

Be careful buying vintage porn in bulk, you don’t wanna end up in a PeeWee Herman situation.

Lol i actually already have both citizen sleeper games

My tastes are pretty broad. I like RPGs and Shooters a lot, not super into rogue likes.

This post brings up Iran and Russia so I took those to be the main examples we were talking about.