Name recognition. Most people aren’t paying attention to anything, they’ll look at a ballot, see the name that looks familiar and choose that one.

Putting a finger in your ass is not gay and neither is pegging. You do you, but if you’re scared because you think you’ll enjoy it, I’m going to continue to laugh at you.

I’d almost feel bad for straight guys if so many of you weren’t such wimps.

Homophobic electricians! Harrumph!

Give us the murder rope!

What if climate change was caused mostly by this guy cursing the wind…

Prostate orgasms are similar. As a bonus, it’s a lot less work than surgery.

They’re actually more cotillions.

If your taste buds are working, it’d be pretty difficult to eat enough rancid oil to kill yourself.

I’ll allow it. You expect someone to type normally with Grace Jones on the screen?

I don’t want to be a stick in the mud, but do we really need to have a medical malpractice competition? How about a nice game of chess?

Thanks, Opabinia

Kitton mittons scientifically necessary. Don’t let your car stomp around making so much noise.

Who is it?

These are basically just random people.

Brian Thompson made decisions that killed people, that seems fairly unlikely to be the case here.

If someone [redacted] Netanyahu, I’ll donate to his defense fund. There’s nothing about this to celebrate.

In the 00’s I started wearing nail polish. I wasn’t sure “why”, but I liked it, so f other people’s opinions.

People thought I was gay. I was bi, but gay guys didn’t find nail polish attractive either, so this was a constant refrain.

(Took me until 2020 to realize I was trans)

Maybe it was just your phrasing that confused me.

But I appreciate and agree that we need to talk about how all of our “leaders” are trying to increase their own power at our expense. And that this bill is certain to be abused by whoever happens to be in charge.

I’m talking about suicidal thoughts at least a month up to several months after not having any nicotine, so it seems unlikely to be withdrawal symptoms.

Stimulants help with ADD symptoms, this is simply a fact.

That was precisely my point? I just criticized the people who claim to be on my side of the aisle, so I’m somewhat confused by your response.

Unless you’re calling me “no one”.

I vape. It is helpful. I’ve quit a couple times,and it’s correlated with suicidal thoughts. (I hesitate to claim it is casual, but definitely correlated.)

Stimulants help with ADHD symptoms. Adderall is chemically similar to speed.

I really would like a plug coozy though. Maybe with a silicone lining?

Couldn’t have been passed without Democrats voting for it. Even after Trump promised to abuse it. Way to go #Resistance.