so we can safely assume mossad is drawing up the plans as i type this, yes?
The dude is going to choke on a McFish and spark a nuclear winter.
My guy, a groyper white boy school shooter and a gen-x ukranazi reddit lib got closer to killing you than Iran ever did.
Also, why would anyone in a decisionmaking role in the Iranian government ever want to assassinate Trump? They share a common goal, the end of the United States’ ability to project power abroad. The only difference is he doesn’t know he’s doing it.
a groyper white boy school shooter
redundancy olympics
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This is why we need DOGE: a department to efficiently eliminate government departmental inefficiency, efficiently govern, and then leave an effective department in government to efficiently govern the other departments.
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PART 2: EFFICIENCY BOOGALOO
odds are more in favour of another Ukronut assassination attempt, when Trump forces Ukraine to accept an unfavorable peace treaty.
Or a CIA dude who’s pissed his funds for overthrowing Georgia or Serbia just dried up
And what if it’s an attempted but failed assassination in which the assassin conveniently gets away and disappears?
This is so unprompted it seems suspicious.
None of the assassination attempts came from there. You can do all bad by yourself
With the history of assassination attempts against, he should have the US as his prime target for obliteration.
why didn’t he sink TERF island in his first term after that british guy tried to assassinate him? :(
Fuck me, it could actually be a genius move to force Iran to cover his ass if he’s discovered that Mossad was already planning to whack him (which could be completely plausible IMO).
TRUMP’S DEAD HAND (2026)
Tagline: If you shoot at the king - you’re f*cked.
Doomsday machine | Nuclear Deterrence & Cold War History | Britannica
A doomsday machine [is a] hypothetical device that would automatically trigger the nuclear destruction of an aggressor country or the extinction of all life on Earth in the event of a nuclear attack on the country maintaining the device.
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In 1993 a respected U.S. expert on the Russian military asserted in an interview that the Soviet Union had developed a type of doomsday machine in the early 1980s and that the device was still operative in Russia. The automated system, known as the Dead Hand, was allegedly designed to launch nuclear missiles at U.S. targets if it detected a nuclear attack on Moscow and if communications links with top military commanders were cut (indicating that the commanders had been killed)
Iran is too stoked watching Trump cook to even be contemplating killing him.
Iraaaaaan, Iran so far awaaaaay
